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Not A Bioweapon Hoodie

€39.98 (plus tax)
15% off when you order 2+ items for everyone. Promotion auto-applied on checkout.

Back-print hoodie for germaphobes and office workers. The back reads: “Cover your mouth when you cough. You’re a grown adult, not a bioweapon.”

Select color: Black

Select size

Fabric & Care

  • 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
  • Midweight fabric (8.0 oz)
  • Machine wash cold, inside out
  • Tumble dry low or hang to dry
  • Do not iron directly on the print
  • No bleach. No dry cleaning

Size & Fit

Fit: Unisex classic fit with a roomy body, double-lined hood and front pouch pocket.

Finding your size
• Take your usual size for a classic, roomy fit.
• Women: take your usual size for a relaxed fit. If you are fuller in the chest, size up one.
• Oversized look: size up one.

Exact measurements are in the size guide.

Every piece is made to order, so check it before you buy.

Tip: lay a shirt you love flat and compare.

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Not A Bioweapon Hoodie Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
27
20
33 1/2
M
28
22
34 1/2
L
29
24
35 1/2
XL
30
26
36 1/2
2XL
31
28
37 1/2
3XL
32
30
38 1/2
4XL
33
32
39 1/2
5XL
34
34
40 1/2

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.


A Length

 

Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.

B Width

Place the end of a measuring tape at one side of the chest area and pull the tape across to the other side of the product.

C Sleeve length

Place the end of a measuring tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.