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State Your Crisis Tee

$35.12 AUD (plus tax)
15% off when you order 2+ items for everyone. Promotion auto-applied on checkout.

Back-print t-shirt for the friend who hates small talk. The back reads: “Don’t message me ‘hey’ and wait for a reply. State your crisis or leave me alone.”

Select color: Black

Select size

Fabric & Care

  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
  • Machine wash cold, inside out
  • Tumble dry low or hang to dry
  • Do not iron directly on the print
  • No bleach. No dry cleaning

Size & Fit

Fit: Unisex relaxed fit. Soft, lightweight cotton with a roomier body than a standard tee.

Finding your size
• Men: take your usual size.
• Women: size down one for a regular fit, or take your usual size for a relaxed fit.
• Oversized look: size up one.

Exact measurements are in the size guide.

Every piece is made to order, so check it before you buy.

Tip: lay a shirt you love flat and compare.

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

State Your Crisis Tee Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
16.75
M
29
20
17.88
L
30
22
19.13
XL
31
24
20.38
2XL
32
26
21.63
3XL
33
28
22.75

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

 

A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.